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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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The Official MBA Handbook on doing company business on an airplane:

 Do not work openly on top-secret company cost documents unless

 you have previously ascertained that the passenger next to you

 is blind, a rock musician on mood-ameliorating drugs, or the

 unfortunate possessor of a forty-seventh chromosome.

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