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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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The Official MBA Handbook on business cards:

 Avoid overly pretentious job titles such as "Lord of the Realm,

 Defender of the Faith, Emperor of India" or "Director of Corporate

 Planning."

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