Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Second Law of Business Meetings:

 If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you

 will pick the wrong one.

Corollary:

 If there is only one way to spell a name,

 you will spell it wrong, anyway.

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