Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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My father taught me three things:

 (1) Never mix whiskey with anything but water.

 (2) Never try to draw to an inside straight.

 (3) Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name.

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