Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Major premise:

 Sixty men can do sixty times as much work as one man.

Minor premise:

 A man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds.

Conclusion:

 Sixty men can dig a posthole in one second.

 -Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Secondary Conclusion:

 Do you realize how many holes there would be if people

 would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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