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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Consultant, n.:

 (1) Someone you pay to take the watch off your wrist and tell

 you what time it is. (2) (For resume use) The working title

 of anyone who doesn't currently hold a job. Motto: Have

 Calculator, Will Travel.

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