Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Chicken Soup:

 An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin,

 cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only ailment chicken soup

 can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother.

 -Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"

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