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Bagbiter:

 1. n.; Equipment or program that fails, usually intermittently. 2.

adj.: Failing hardware or software. "This bagbiting system won't let me get

out of spacewar." Usage: verges on obscenity. Grammatically separable; one

may speak of "biting the bag". Synonyms: LOSER, LOSING, CRETINOUS,

BLETCHEROUS, BARFUCIOUS, CHOMPER, CHOMPING.

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