Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m cookie | cowsay

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Everyone who comes in here wants three things:

 1. They want it quick.

 2. They want it good.

 3. They want it cheap.

I tell 'em to pick two and call me back.

 -sign on the back wall of a small printing company in Delaware

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