Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m cookie | cowsay

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"In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he

 received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has

 not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that

 "If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago."

 -Dennis Miller, SNL News

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