Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m cookie | cowsay

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I'm sick of being trodden on! The Elder Gods say they can make me a man!

All it costs is my soul! I'll do it, cuz NOW I'M MAD!!

 -Necronomicomics #1, Jack Herman & Jeff Dee

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