Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m computers | cowsay

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I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck.

 -Rob Pike, on X.

Steve Jobs said two years ago that X is brain-damaged and it will be

gone in two years. He was half right.

 -Dennis Ritchie

Dennis Ritchie is twice as bright as Steve Jobs, and only half wrong.

 -Jim Gettys

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