_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Disraeli was pretty close: actually, there are Lies, Damn lies, Statistics, Benchmarks, and Delivery dates.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
^__^ /
(oo)\_______/ _________
(__)\ )=( ____|_ \_____
||----w | \ \ \_____ |
|| || || ||
ps aux --sort=-%cpu | grep -m 11 -v 'whoami'