Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m art | cowsay

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

This is Jim Rockford.

At the tone leave your name and message; I'll get back to you.

This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client, Todd Lieman, skipped and

his bail is forfeit. That's the pink slip on your '74 Firebird, I believe.

Sorry, Jim, bring it on over.

This is Marilyn Reed, I wanta talk to you.. Is this a machine? I don't

talk to machines! [Click]

 -"The Rockford Files"

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

         __            /^\
       .'  \          / :.\
      /     \         | :: \
      /   /.  \       / ::: |
      |    |::. \     / :::'/
      |   / \::. |   / :::'/
      `--`   \'  `~~~ ':'/`
           /         (
          /   0 _ 0   \
        \/     \_/     \/
      -== '.'   |   '.' ==-
        /\    '-^-'    /\
          \   _   _   /
         .-`-((\o/))-`-.
      _   /     //^\\     \   _
      ."o".(    , .:::. ,    )."o".
      |o  o\\    \:::::/    //o  o|
      \    \\   |:::::|   //    /
      \    \\__/:::::\__//    /
      \ .:.\  `':::'`  /.:. /
      \':: |_       _| ::'/
       `---` `"""""` `---`